# How Business Men Keep Their Spirits Up
"Cancel my order at once," came the telegram to the factory. The owner perpetrated the only new joke in the millennium. His telegram in reply read: "Your order cannot be cancelled at once. You must take your turn."
# CUSTOMER—"Gee, this is a rotten cigar!"
SHOPKEEPER—"Well, don't complain. You've only got one of them—I've got ten thousand of the darn things."—Life.
# EMPLOYEE—"I don't like your methods of doing business, Mr. Grafton. I resign."
"PRACTICAL" BUSINESS MAN (sneeringly)—"You're a holier-than-thou guy, eh?"
EMPLOYEE—"No; merely a square peg in a crooked hole."—Puck.
"Cancel my order at once," came the telegram to the factory. The owner perpetrated the only new joke in the millennium. His telegram in reply read: "Your order cannot be cancelled at once. You must take your turn."
# CUSTOMER—"Gee, this is a rotten cigar!"
SHOPKEEPER—"Well, don't complain. You've only got one of them—I've got ten thousand of the darn things."—Life.
# EMPLOYEE—"I don't like your methods of doing business, Mr. Grafton. I resign."
"PRACTICAL" BUSINESS MAN (sneeringly)—"You're a holier-than-thou guy, eh?"
EMPLOYEE—"No; merely a square peg in a crooked hole."—Puck.
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